Really Funny: Sportsline on Bennett's charity event

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chrisjin, Aug 3, 2006.

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  1. chrisjin

    chrisjin Guest

    Eventually extrapolates from the Titans charity basketball game to predict season performances.

    First paragraph:

    "About the time the Star Wars stormtrooper started hitting on the Tennessee Titans cheerleaders during Drew Bennett's charity wheelchair basketball game, it occurred to me my night had taken an odd twist."
  2. Gunny

    Gunny Shoutbox Fuhrer

    "Volek might be the only quarterback in NFL history who hasn't completed a pass for less than ten yards. Volek goes deep -- even in wheelchair basketball."

  3. Fry

    Fry Welcome to the land of tomorrow!

    "5. Keith Bulluck and Titans running back Chris Brown both swatted actual shots by wheelchair-bound basketball players with authority. And I mean swatted. Tardio and I could hear the echo. There was a sort of dull buzz after these blocks like when a grown man blocks a kid's shot during a pick-up game."

    funniest thing i've heard in a while.
  4. Gunny

    Gunny Shoutbox Fuhrer

    Reminds me of that old Sportscenter ad.
  5. Yeah, that was my favorite part...
  6. nigel

    nigel Back on the bus

    That writer is the guy who went on an all pudding diet a couple years ago to protest that he couldnt get Sunday Ticket in the Virgin Islands.
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