Observations From First Day of Rookie Mini-Camp (Wyatt)

I meant you wear khakis to work...

 

I heard that got worse with the new show they started up that took over for the Midday 180.

 

You should listen to Alabama football network I live in Tuscaloosa now unfortunately so every now and then I’ll turn it on to listen to the idiots call in, I guess it’s like that everywhere but it’s really bad in Alabama.

 

This is why people are moving off traditional radio programs and to podcasts.

 

It really is everywhere. You should hear the Clemson fans who truly believe the refs screwed them out of two national championships.

 

Does working for the Titans put a damper on Mike Keith's play by play as well. You know, where Henry is making one of the greatest runs in NFL history and the call is 50, 40, 30, 20, 10 and then he sounds like a 5 yr old TOUCHDOWN TITANS. Henry could be throwing bodies around like they are laundry and without having the TV on you would have no idea.

Thus maybe the clip the nuts of all their employees? Keith certainly has his clipped.

 

I could hear the call now... "And another body goes flying across the out of bounds line, Henry still on his feet! OOOOH my god, he crushes the DB, I felt that in my chest and I'm out of shouting distance! Call an ambulance! Henry to the 40 with a rag doll trying to hold on to him! Looks like toilet paper in a breeze behind Henry, and he faceplants at the 37. Looks like bowling pins lying around out there, Henry to the 20, one man with an angle, he can't catch him. My God bodies everywhere! Touchdown Henry! Someone should get a man with a bugle to play Taps out there. Does anyone know CPR!?" “Wait a minute! There appears to be a piece of Josh Norman on the field! He plays for a different team! Another piece was found months ago in Arizona, with imprints of Henry’s hand imbedded. This is crazy folks! We’ll be back after a commercial break.”

 

Yep, or something like this: