Member of The Week 4: The Hammer

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by CRUDS, Jun 13, 2014.

  1. CRUDS

    CRUDS Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake Staff

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    Fair enough, but you could at least make a digital sketch for us (me)..
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  2. The Hammer

    The Hammer Problematic AF

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    Saw a guy try to kill himself by trying to get Lions to eat him. Used to work night security at one of those Lion Safari drive through parks.
     
  3. The Hammer

    The Hammer Problematic AF

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    You do not have a sister do you
     
  4. CRUDS

    CRUDS Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake Staff

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    That's a good one! Which park was it?
     
  5. CRUDS

    CRUDS Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake Staff

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    No but I'll draw a pic of my aunt without her top on - for trade.
     
  6. CRUDS

    CRUDS Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake Staff

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    Ironically (and I have forgotten about this for years until you said that) but my step dad was a fireman and the dept used to take a boat out to Chimp Island at Lion Country Safari. One guy would be dressed as Santa and toss presents to the chimps from the boat. But chimps have a real specific hierarchy and you don't give "gifts" to a low ranking chimp in the presence of the alpha - who was a big burly MFer. He totally flipped out and tossed a huge branch and hit santa in the head and the poor guy had to be treated - all bloody - in front of us and dozens of kids/families etc.
    It was pretty epic..
     
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  7. The Hammer

    The Hammer Problematic AF

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    Called African Lion Safari. Is about an hour drive from Toronto. Guy did not come close to the Lions -- who are kept in a barn at night. When I found him he had slit his wrist's and stabbed himself in the stomach.
     
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  8. The Hammer

    The Hammer Problematic AF

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    That is freaking cool!
     
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  9. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    I wish you did though.
     
  10. The Hammer

    The Hammer Problematic AF

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    Oh I am sure you do
     
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