Jurrell Casey... SUPERSTAR

I hate that so much. Where I live a bunch of hick high school kids do it to people jogging down the street and ****.

 

Should just start calling them faggots, like in South Park.

 

YES!

Thats a good idea actually. And you know theyll get all bent out of shape over it too since theyre insecure to begin with

Im still yet to ever see someone roll coal, but I know what to call them when i do

 

Yeah hes demanding double teams, so I say "fat-ass" is actually doing his job.

 

Yeah its the things that dont show up on stat sheets that make him so effective. His presence gives other players one on ones ans frees linebackers.
Im sure most of you know that but just in case you only look at the FACTS, derp derp

 

He's the guy opposing teams try to account for.

 

JJ Watts has zero sacks so far too. I guess he's a scrub too.

Lmao

 

But is that really worth $875K a game?

 

LYNCH really, really "accounted" for him...LOL...oh, come on..even you casey nuthangers have to admit that is funny.

 

3-4 DE is typically an unheralded position. Casey is a beast. If he was in 4-3 he would put up higher statistical numbers. He's invaluable to this team though much like Cam Heyward for Pittsburgh.