Jimmy GQ my man!

What the hell did I just read?

 

Seems like @JCBRAVE wants a date with Jimmy G as well. Might wanna post a YouTube video and ask him out. Maybe a video of you squatting 1000lbs will do the trick.

 

She's the Long Snapper

 

Wow, no tread left on the tires with THAT one.
He's pretty much throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

 

Sounds like he's got a better shot at JimmyG if he posts the video on youporn instead

 

I can already envision the article in the SF Chronicle:

LGBTQ community cheers as QB Jimmy Gerappollo takes coat salesman Cody B from Connecticut on a date. The date signals the coming out of both men to the public. Cody’s estranged wife declined to comment, but did not appear to be shocked. The only comment Mr. B provided was “I squatted 1000lbs in High School” and “I am not fat, I feel pretty “

 

JCBrave’s thoughts

 

Apparently 1K isn’t all Brave was squatting in high school...

 

Now we know why he had 4 spotters when he did that 1k.

 

@JCBRAVE rename this thread the official rekt @JCBRAVE thread