I'm getting married tomorrow.

Discussion in 'Gear' started by nickmsmith, Jun 21, 2013.

  1. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    So I guess Nick lost his v-card last night. What a slut!
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  2. GeronimoJackson

    GeronimoJackson Pro Bowler

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  3. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    Why the f*ck is sex written like s*x in that article? What a stupid thing to do.

    And Idk why the hell you wouldn't be tearing each other's clothes off after waiting that long as soon as the night rolled around. Weirdos.

    Alright... it makes sense now. They're probably both banging other people behind each other's backs.
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  4. The Hammer

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    You missed a good hockey game thanks to your wedding. At least, for the sake of having a happy wife, I hope you missed it.
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    Ewker high fives this.
  5. Ewker

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    I wonder how long it will take for this list to change
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  6. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    Well, at least 6 more years when I'm 30.
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  7. Ewker

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    in 6 yrs a lot can change and you may not even make it to 30...just sayin :D
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  8. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE Enjoy it while it lasts Tip Jar Donor

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    Does Nick getting married mean he's going to change his username to Mr. & Mrs. Smith?

    It's also worth noting nickmsmith hasn't been online in 2 days. He's either having a great honeymoon or is floating around some body of water. Hmm, wonder which one it is.
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  9. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    I'll live to at least 80.
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  10. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE Enjoy it while it lasts Tip Jar Donor

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    Probably will. The life expectancy for gays is 10% longer than the average American.
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