I’ve never told anyone this

wow that's amazing and i would never second guess such a feat of strength

 

NICE

 

Do you also post for the sake of getting your post count up so that you can brag about something that means absolutely nothing, but is important to you because you have no life?

 

The year was 1990. I was 6 years old. But let me tell you I was scrappy. I was walking down the street with my mom when this huge black dude bumped into me and said "watch it punk." I should've just kept walking but I saw red. I landed a beautiful kick to the side of his knee sending him down to the ground. Then I got on top and just pounded this dude's face in. He was all "Stop! Pleece! Pleece! Stop it I'm sorry!" I began to feel bad so I finally got up but the poor dude was already a bloody mess.

That man's name? Mike Tyson. Undisputed heavyweight champion of the world. A few weeks later the world was stunned as he lost the title to Buster Douglas. Now I don't want to take anything away from Buster. I know he trained hard and had a solid game plan. But I have no doubt I softened up ole Mike for him. Dude had to have been shook AF thinking about how he got his ass handed to him by some 50lb white kid wearing a matching McKids sweatshirt/pants combo. As we all know it was a downward spiral for Iron Mike after that.

And that's the story about how I directly influenced the greatest upset in boxing history.

 

Not only is esron trying to be the new jcb he spent half his waiver money on eric decker lol

 

yeah that is pretty funny. only an idiot would even roster that guy

 

And talk about living rent free in someone's head

Tack this on to estons long list of jcb threads

Guys my biggest fan (literally)

 

Hang on, you're rostering Mike Williams lol