Honey, I shrunk my pores!

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  1. XO

    XO Nevada Native

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    Well that is clearly a carnie, I'm a sophisticated, clean hippie.


    You just mad because you ain't shot hot organic, free trade coffee up your ass.
     
    #61 XO, Jul 4, 2013
  4. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow All-Pro

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    dont ask dont tell bro
     
    #62 Scarecrow, Jul 4, 2013
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  7. XO

    XO Nevada Native

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    Bruh don't misquote me
     
    #63 XO, Jul 4, 2013
  10. XO

    XO Nevada Native

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    Which is worse?

    Fat skinny guy

    or

    Fat buff guy
     
    #64 XO, Jul 4, 2013
  13. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    Incompatible, comprehension systems failure. Activating self-destruction implosion mechanism in 3...2...1..
     
    #65 Titans Eternal, Jul 4, 2013
  16. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    Omg Scarecrow looks just like the fat kid from Salute Your Shorts?
     
    #66 Titans Eternal, Jul 4, 2013
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  19. Ten_Titans

    Ten_Titans Pro Bowler

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    One time I was resetting stones for this lady in front of her house. I wore gloves, but I had shorts and short socks on.

    Got done, got paid, went out to eat. When I got home one of those mother ***ers crawled out of my sock.

    I may have pissed my pants a little bit. I stomped it into oblivion and then waited for my foot to fall off.

    By some kind of divine intervention it didn't bite me.
     
    #67 Ten_Titans, Jul 6, 2013
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