Helen Keller Jokes Never Get Old -- And other great jokes

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  1. XO

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    #61 XO, Jun 12, 2019
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  4. avvie

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    Hawaii is either AN island OR it is a state composed of several islands, two of which you may not visit. You could be more specific about where you're visiting
     
    #62 avvie, Jun 12, 2019
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  7. Big TT

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    eh, usually around 11 or so....and I don't get up at 3 am anymore..you know..since I'm RETIRED.
     
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    re...what?

    You sure you got the right word pops?
     
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    I have a new puppy...well sort of new... 5 month old Olde English Bulldogge, anyways...she likes to sleep on the pillow sometimes...when that happens I usually decide NOT to wrestle the pup for the pillow...LOL
     
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    Staying in Honolulu for a total of 4 days, 2 prior to the cruise, 2 afterwards. The cruise basically takes in all the islands...7 days/nights.....truthfully I didn't want to do a cruise...I spent 5 years in the NAVY....the idea of PAYING to go on a ship...just seems wrong. LOL
     
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    Dogs are cool.
     
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    My respect for you goes up. I figured you for a cat person...LOL
     
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    Why did Helen Keller where skin tight pants?

    So you could read her lips.
     
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    The cruise stops are pretty decent everywhere but Kahului...that's the industrial section of Maui, and the Maui Mall across the street is lame af. The Lahaina stop is much better, but there's no dock. Both of those are just so you can basically ride past Lana`i and Moloka`i. Kauai and either stop on Hawai`i are okay. It's too bad you can't afford a real Hawaiian vacation instead of the poor man's cruise trip...
     
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