got a new laptop

Discussion in 'Gear' started by GoT, May 10, 2016.

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  1. GoT

    GoT Strength and Honor

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    has a biometric fingerprint reader

    I really like this.

    Did not think I would
     
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  2. XO

    XO Nevada Native

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    Hey guys got got a new laptop.


    How is the porn display on it?

    You getting 4k porn now?
     
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  3. GoT

    GoT Strength and Honor

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    LOL

    17" 1920 x 1080 touch screen with a 4gb GTX950 video 'card'

    I imagine the porn would be excellent
     
  4. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow All-Pro

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    Can you touch the boobies on the touch screen?
     
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  5. CRUDS

    CRUDS Moderator Staff

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    Cept all porn is filmed with a cellphone now..
     
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  6. GoT

    GoT Strength and Honor

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    that is just sad....
     
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  7. avvie

    avvie It's another cold day in Hell Tip Jar Donor

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    Yeah buy you can livestream in 4K with some cellphones now.

    Or so I've heard.
     
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  8. Gunny

    Gunny Shoutbox Fuhrer

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    I'm not on porn long enough for my eyes to adjust to any resolution above 480p
     
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  9. XO

    XO Nevada Native

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    Old one jerk and squirt ass.

    Build up that endurance.
     
  10. CRUDS

    CRUDS Moderator Staff

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    In the 80's I used to rent VHS's from a mom n pop video store up the road.
    It was owned by an old British couple. The wife was a total hellraiser.
    They had a huge porn collection and every time I rented one the old girl would pop off a funny..
    "Don't know why they make those films 90 minutes, you boys only watch them for 10 minutes at a time"
    "Please rewind the video hun, I don't want to know the point where you stopped"
    "Please wipe down the video hun, don't leave it all sticky again".

    I miss that old broad.
     
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