Fantasy Football Money League

lol

ugh, I'm just not going to add anymore fuel to the fire.

 

My girl literally eats candy and junk all day. Never exercises or goes to the gym. Body is ridiculous.

She goes running with me the other day for the first time in forever and whines that she won't be able to keep up. Runs like a damn deer. Bitches at me to keep up.

I have to avoid carbs like dirty needles and workout like an Olympian just to maintain my average white guy body.

She eats everything and takes a break from running for months. Doesnt miss a step or gain a pound. Body like model.

WTF. Gawd damn genetics.

 

I knew guys like that in the Marines

people would show up drunk/hungover

run a 5k in less than 20 minutes, puke all over the place and have a smoke. pissed me off.

 

Generations of great genetics, man.

 

Hitler just wanted to see more white guys in the NFL. We deserve a level playing field, damnit!

 

Owning the NFL ain't too bad...

 

yea those jews.....amazing football players.....

 

She is black with A LOT of Native American in her, she looks like a black Pocahontas.

She won the genetic lottery for sure.

Luckily I get more attractive the older I get... I should be a solid 8 by the time I'm 35 - 40.

 

Imma just throw this out there. Jimmy graham screwed my draft up pretty hard.

I'm taking offers on him. RBs primarily.

 

how did Graham screw you?