Dumb Arguments Assistance

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by HurrayTitans!, Jun 24, 2020.

  1. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    Youre playing with fire slipping it thru the zipper

    Wait til you catch a zipper tooth with your dick, not fun.
     
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  2. RTH

    RTH Meh...

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    ... maybe if you're a reckless idiot. Been doing through the zipper for almost 40 years and that has never come close to happening.

    You must suck at pissing.
     
  3. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    Only takes once to never make that mistake again
     
  4. Hormesis

    Hormesis Pro Bowler

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    I did it twice, and I am done!
     
  5. Hormesis

    Hormesis Pro Bowler

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    Once was at a theater play on a date, and I fully zipped myself up. Bleeding and dying. Ruined the whole evening.
     
  6. 8and8

    8and8 Starter

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    How does this happen? I always make sure I’m tucked back in securely in not only the pants but the underwear as well before I zip back up.
     
  7. RTH

    RTH Meh...

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    Same mentality that causes people to forget their kids in their car...
     
  8. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    Some guys are just bigger in the pants if you catch my drift

    Tucking that thing in thru the zipper is just risker for some
     
  9. RTH

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    Or just stupid. Don't catch your dick in a zipper.
     
  10. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    Are you taking offense to me not wanting to risk catching my dick in my zipper again?

    Its not worth it, I'll just use my pants as intended
     
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