I had a phrog in my house this morning. I scooped it up and put in a glass jar so that when my 3 year old woke up he could play with it. We turned it loose in the yard before I left for work this morning. True story!
I had a frog once, and I had to kick him out. Once his name ended up on my mailbox I said enough is enough. So I lied and said my girlfriend was coming to live with me. And he had to leave. But it was a ***** to get the frog out. He mooched his *** off.
The hardest part is getting past all the cars on the busy road and then crossing on the logs over the river to get there...