Babe Wars Rd 1: Jennifer Lawrence v Kim Kardashian

Kardashian like a Cadillac Cimarron: just a cheap POS Chevy Cavalier with gold accents.

 

Kim Kardashian has one expression:dumbfounded. She's like zoolander with.one look, though hers.isn't a pose, it's permastuck cuz botox. Plus her ass is just gross sometimes. Would not 520 her.

 

I was going to BS this post for what you said about Kim but I also want to high five for the obscure car reference.

two cancel each other out.

Butters has it right when it comes to Kim

 

Can't tell if kim was told her mom died or she's just sold a pic of her ass for 2 million dollars

 

I actually like her older sister better.

 

Yeah, and Kanye hasn't hit it.

That we know of.

 

Neither has Lamar Odom. Those two things make her the smart sister

 

Chloe the hottest by far now that she got all skinny. I know it's cool to say the older ones hottest, but her ass is nasty everytime I see it. Super saggy, probably overrun with cellulitis

 

**** no man, Kloe is the ugly one. Face like a large mouth bass.

Kourtney is a true beauty and girl next door rolled into one