Any Entrepreneurs Here?

I prostitute myself to make money. This falls in that category right?

 

I invented Post-its.

 

I put your mom to work on the BLVD down here. Had to to kick that ***** in the stomach when I caught her taking a little bit extra off the top. There nerve to think she could offer 2 for 1 deals and extra hours on my dollar. She knew what she had coming.

She still texts me everyday from her food stamp phone asking to come work for me on these streets again. I told her hell no because I know she strung out on that glass pipe.

She mentioned her son sometimes. Said she had zero regrets about leaving you in that Walmart bathroom with a roll of dimes and a dirty diaper.


Anyway, that was my entrepreneur story. I sold the business to Billy Lee Robinson and doubled my initial investment of your mom and rent in a Waffle House bathroom.

 

I wonder how many posts before there's a serious response? I say at least 17.

 

I **** in a box and marked it "guaranteed" once.

 

Sounds like some mighty fine brake pads.

 

probably the only ones that this applies to are Cruds and TJ.. off the top of my head

 

I developed the romba of lawn mowers

 

When I was 17 I started a web-business(with a partner) that I eventually sold for about $20k. Probably made 20kish total, myself, in 1.5-2 years. Wasn't a killing but I was in high school at the time so it was a lot then. At one point we had 100k+ users active.

I've had a couple other websites since then that I've sold for a few thousand here and there but nothing in comparison to that first one.