I want a massage...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by RavensShallBurn, May 10, 2010.

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  1. GoTitans3801

    GoTitans3801 Forward Progress!

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    So have you always made sure to go to a female physician? Your doctor is actually touching you a lot more personally than a massuse...
     
  2. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    You know, I use to think men should see male doctors because they can relate. But I now have a chick doctor and shes hot. I never visited the Dr., but now I'm more willing to go. Honestly I went in there just to establish a relationship with a new PCP, but I left feeling good about life.
     
  3. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    I talked to one of my buddies. He gets massages often. He told me to get a guy... just because they're stronger can do a better job with the deep tissue massages.

    The thing is... I'm a pretty slim guy, so the dude could end up killing me.

    I still prefer a woman no matter what. But, if I had to choose between a super fat chick or a dude, I'd take the dude.
     
  4. Hoffa

    Hoffa Freak you you freakin' freak

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    Just wait till you reach 40, and she has you bend over while she rams her finger up your wazoo till she rings your button....you will see her, and life, in a whole new light....
     
  5. Alex1939

    Alex1939 Space Invaders Champion

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    This is sad to admit, I turned 30 a few months ago, and I haven't been to a doctor since I was 22. One exception when I had strep throat a couple years ago, but I knew it going in, wish I could've written myself the prescription.

    The doctor I saw at 22, female.


    More than likely, if I can find one I like, I will choose a female doctor in the future. Getting a full physical is on the to-do list over the next year or two.
     
  6. eTitan81

    eTitan81 Touchdown Titans

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    i have to say that having an attractive woman giving you a massage is better than having someone looking like roseann bar giving you a massage.
     
  7. CRUDS

    CRUDS Moderator Staff

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    It's not relevant to the massage though. Different stimuli.
     
  8. mdfan

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    The odds are that an attractive woman works out and has better upper body strength to give a more effective massage than a fat woman that's probably out of shape.
     
  9. jdog

    jdog I like beer!

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    and if she still has both her hands on your shoulders while this is going on............run!
     
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  10. CRUDS

    CRUDS Moderator Staff

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    All attractive women work out? There's no hags that work out? All larger women are weak?
    If you want a happy ending massage from a stripper type then just admit it. Quit dancing around the obvious.
     
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