Helen Keller Jokes Never Get Old -- And other great jokes

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  1. CRUDS

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    How did Helen Keller burn her face?
    She answered the iron
     
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  2. CRUDS

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    Why did the chicken cross the basketball coarse?

    He heard the ref was blowing fowls...
     
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  3. The Hammer

    The Hammer Ace Degenerate

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    How did she burn the other side?
     
  4. CRUDS

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    he called back
     
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  5. CRUDS

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    Why did the pervert cross the road?
    He had his fist up the chicken's ass
     
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  6. The Hammer

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    What's the difference between a Cadillac and a dead baby?
     
  7. 8and8

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    You don’t have a Cadillac in your garage.

    Do not start with the dead baby jokes. They’ve been beaten to death.
     
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  8. GoT

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  9. The Hammer

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    :rimshot:
     
  10. Big TT

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    Reported...I do believe personal insults are against the rules of this once great website.
     
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