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I was called 'Uncle Buck' once by a chick. She meant it as an insult... I was like 'just cause I dont want to F you dont mean you can talk to me'

 

We were watching Cool Runnings Sunday night with the kids, I sighed and said, "I miss John Candy".

I think that was, officially, his last movie.

 

Especially if you don't look into the story...

 

I always thought Wagon's East was.

Anyway, while on deployment, we have a couple channels that play nothing but movies and range from 70's classics to recently released (sometimes before actual release on DVD).
Every time someone would walk in to our shop with a movie on, the obvious question following was "what movie is this?". One of my guys every single time would respond with "it's a movie about 4 Jamaican guys trying to make the Olympic bobsled team". Didn't matter the movie, he would always use that plot.
With one exception, the one time Cool Runnings was actually on, somebody asked what movie it was and this guy without missing a beat starts describing the plot to Terminator. It was a pretty good running joke for awhile.

 

At this point, just throw a bunch of stuff in a bucket and give people a fork.

Why put buns on it like it's not just a pile of random sh**?

 

No and mostly because of the items that don’t seem right on a burger. Hot dogs? The chicken strips also seem out of place but I’ve seen tons of crap on burgers before and hot dogs doesn’t sound good at all.

 

This post is just to note I know someone is going to make a taboo worthy rebuttal to your point.

 

You are both correct!

My penis is not a burger!