Titans and Eagles in talks with Saints for Brandin Cooks

Throw???

 

1. Trade 18 for Cooks, Draft Hooker, Adams, or Peppers
2. Sign Dont'a Hightower and Logan Ryan
3. ???
4. Profit

 

1. Trade 18 for cooks
2. Build time machine
3 . Fast forward life till the point in time in which cooks rips Mariota on instatweet and laugh your mother ****ing ass off

 

Before he could touch Mariota, Lewan would rip his head off his shoulders and use it for a keychain.

 

Ya true. But cooks is a sneaky guy. He'd do it while lewan having orgies with mad hot women

 

If he was that sneaky he'd be finding his way into that orgy instead

 

First things first

 

Lewan has himself a doll. She's gorgeous and is a sweetheart.

I really think he would be more interested in a new keychain to go along with his locker room stuffed beaver to mess with people. (Not kidding about the beaver. He keeps one in the locker room lol)

 

Just in case anyone doesn't know about this....

https://www.google.com/amp/ftw.usatoday.com/2016/12/taylor-lewan-beaver-what-why/amp

 

He needed a friend to replace mett