Terrell Owens is going indoors for his return to pro football.

Being part owner and a player.

Reminds me of Semi-Pro.



"Bring yah popcorn! ... no really, we can't afford to have it in stock"

 

lets pray he fights a bear to

 

after he gets punched in the jejunum




ok im done

 

The best thing about Semi-Pro is that it really wasn't THAT far from the old ABA days. If you guys ever want a crazy, entertaining read, grab "Loose Balls" by Terry Pluto.

 

I don't think I will be grabbing Terry Pluto's loose balls

 

Perfect example of why owners deserve more than the players. The NFL platform creates these dudes fame. No one has ever cared about any guys that have gone to any other pro football team. No one will care about TO at whatever team it is he's gonna play for.. but if the Steelers sign him, immediately he'd sell millions of jerseys.

 

If he's at all healthy, he will dominate and get NFL attention again.

 

T.O. owning and playing for the team just sounds like a recipe for disaster.

 

If the QB doesn't throw to him now, he can just cut that mfer and get a new one $