CJ's Dream Team

Lebron James ruined sports.





And CJ needs to create some charisma before attempting to joke. Without personality, jokes usually fail. And CJ saying something stupid is becoming a daily thing.

 

CJ has his own charisma, a sorta innocent Southern crunk style that mainstream audiences will shrug off. At least he isn't calling himself Chris King, Christopher Columbus, Saint Christopher (a la King James taking himself so seriously).

I think he's backed up his swagger, so far!

 

How about you put CJ on the Saints, Colts, Pats, Ravens, Jets, Packers, Bengals, or Chargers?

That's really all you need for a dream team. Simply unstoppable.

No need for AP, CJ, Peyton, and Andre Johnson all on the same team. I think that's called the Pro Bowl (minus AP who would be starting on the opposing team).

I really do hope CJ was just messing around, but it's hard to tell with him. The two best runners in the league on the same team would be the dumbest idea of all time... unless you run dual RB package every freakin' play.

 

If C.J. teamed up with A.P., all you could say is "wow". I'm taking C.J's tweet as a joke towards LeBron James, but to take it a step further; lets assume he's serious, how would you stop that team?? You couldn't. What I'd try doing would be to feature them together, terrifying defensive coordinators all year long. I would likely because of his speed, have C.J. play off the TE for reverses, and to get him in the open-field even quicker. Then have A.P. play the RB. I don't think A.P. is the better player for the RB role, but you can't ignore the temptation of C.J. alone vs one DB or one LB in the open-field.

 

Is there room for charisma in a 140 character Twitter posting? How do you include that? @charisma?

 

You could stop that. Again, only ONE of them can carry the ball at a time.

I don't know what's worse- athletes thinking joining another star automatically = unstoppable or fans assuming it does.

This is as silly as saying "Man, can you imagine Tom Brady and Peyton Manning on the same team? Unbeatable!"

as for charisma in a twitter post- knowing the source, we typically know the tone. Like if Daniel Tosh makes a twitter post, I'll assume he's probably being light-hearted and joking. If Jeff Fisher makes a twitter post, I'll assume that he's lying. If CJ makes a twitter post, I'll assume it's thoughtless babble about his wannabe celebrity status that never registers to the crowd he wants it to.

 

Cj said on Twitter today to call him Christ Jesus.

 

this is who your mad at Deuce

ChrisJohnson28

Boy I just seen dis girl head these chicks are starting to go to far with dees hair styles dey might as well 27 piece dem

ChrisJohnson28

I'm pputtin a APB out on my brown marc jacob goggles I think I lost em at rain last night I need helpplease hit me if u kno

ChrisJohnson28

I'm sitting here and this dog just sneezed I'm trippin

ChrisJohnson28
Me and Adrian peterson will be free agents at the same time if we play Our contract out what yall think if we pull a miami heat and team up

ChrisJohnson28
Aww @OGOchoCinco and @terrellowens yall going miami heat on ya boy dats not fair

you mad that hes got the marc jacob goggles? clearly the dude is just messing around

 

When did I ever say anything about Marc Jacobs? I hate on him because he's not truly mentally challenged, but he pretends to be.

Dude's an idiot. Maybe if it weren't the off-season and he had a few 60 yard runs to bail him out from people laughing at him, but til then...

edit: I also find it funny how he can spell designer names correctly, but can't even spell a legit form of "these". He's a clown.