Things about the opposite sex that turn you off

When my girl acts like she knows what is going on in a sports game whether its football, basketball, baseball or whatever, but really she has no clue...i seriously want to punch her in the face.

 

I don't think lower-back tattoos make you a slut, but I find them tacky as hell.

 

I hear you, but I must say some boobjobs are so good that you couldn't tell.

 

i find them kind of sexy

 

Lower back tattoos are called Tramp Stamps, so there is a stigma attached to having one...

 

also when girls chomp on their gum, that makes me want to punch them as well

 

1.) Lap-dogs (Chihuahuas, Poodles, Yorkies etc.): You're not Paris Hilton, and having a "cute" dog doesn't make you more attractive. Makes you look like you're spoiled and insecure, IMO.

2.) Tattoos (Anywhere): Doesn't make you a slut to everyone; just me.

3.) Trucks: Don't drive a truck, and if you do, don't have some ridiculous "Cowgirl 4 life" or "Redneck woman" decal in the back glass. Not a fan at all.

4.) Smoking: Self-explanatory.

5.) Valley-girl Accent: If you're an idiot, at least don't talk like it.

6.) Un-painted Toenails: Kinda funny personal pet peeve. I had a teacher (female) in 8th grade tell me that if a girl doesn't take the time to paint her toenails, then she won't take the time to attend to her other...more important part... Stuck with me ever since.

That's all I can think of for now. I'm pretty picky I guess.

 

^word^

 

I hate when women wear men's ties...

 

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