2023 prospects

“I think we should draft Billy John Jefferson from MidCorn St. he’s a 6’ 8” corner who can sink his hips and change direction to keep up with the speediest receivers. Ran a 4.18 at his pro day. He also plays both DT and LT and returns punts. I’m sick of us passing up sure fire 1st round talent like him in the 7th round. If we don’t draft him Ran should be fired the day after the draft!”
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It’s always funny how each draft someone falls in love with a small school guys is going to solve everything.

 

Well we did get #9. I agree tho! I started reading your post and immediately thought 6’8” corner… oh wait… it’s Chronos… always with the jokes!

 

It’s how I deal with the sadness.