Rumor The London Chargers

I wish they'd do a realignment. I'd like to be in a division with Atlanta, Carolina and maybe new orleans. A real southern division.

The two Texas teams should be together. The three Florida teams should all be together. NFL has dumb lack of local rivalries.

 

Lots of benefits to playing in London.

• 8 weeks a year you're at a significantly lower risk of getting shot
• Being taught to spell words like colour and favour properly
• Much lower cost of living, than LA
• Much lower levels of homeless and mental health sufferers roaming the streets
• Being able to visit "historical" monuments which are more than 6 weeks old
• A fan base to rival Seattle / Kansas in terms of noise
• Less chance of your wife and your side chick meeting
• Airline miles
• Virtually zero chance of losing your home to wild fires, tornadoes, earthquakes, hurricanes, Canada.

Need I go on?

 

I’ll delete my post.

 

Figured this fits in well here

 

You forgot

• British people

 

Except for Jason Statham. He's cool.

 

I think guy Ritchie is also British. He’s made some pretty good movies.

 

And you never have to wait in line at the dentist amirite?