Worst part about being a football player

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What sucks more as a football player

  1. Having to peel off sweaty cloths after a game

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  2. Attempting a 3-points stance then falling on your face in late November

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  3. Nagging injuries

    14 vote(s)
    87.5%
  4. The smell of the lineman

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    0.0%
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  1. Hoffa

    Hoffa Not Family?Then freak you you freakin' freak

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    Constantly having to fend off the hordes of gold-digging, heartless tramps making schemes on your bank account and wordly possessions...
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  2. Puck

    Puck Pro Bowler

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    decreasing testicle size
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  3. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    For QBs...

    Pressing the back of your hand up against the fat, sweaty center's gooch.
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  4. GoT

    GoT Strength and Honor Tip Jar Donor

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    I would say having all those beautiful women throw themselves at you would interfere with the quality time I spend at GoTitans.com
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  5. onetontitan

    onetontitan Fire, walk with me.

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    what the hell?
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  6. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    ... must've had a traumatizing experience in the past.
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  7. jessestylex

    jessestylex DeadGirlsCantSayNo

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    omg you like taking showers with a bunch of naked guys?

    just cause it's a sport doesnt make it any different than taking a shower with guys at your house.
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  8. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE Tweet me @JCBRAVE

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    Ha Ha that's true. I hated having to deal with seeing other dudes lemonade. I don't care who sees me :grrr::grrr::grrr: naked, but its not the kind of thing I look forward to seeing.
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  9. psychotictitan

    psychotictitan Its About That Time...

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    You make it seem like these guys are putting shampoo on one another and rubbing each other down with soap while sharing the same shower head. Sure the fact that your surrounded by a bunch of naked guys might make some people feel uncomfortable but thats part of being a football player. The majority of these guys are married with kids or have girlfriends so its not like there calling each other up after and talking about the size of your package. I can tell you one thing,if i was getting paid anywhere close to what some of these players were getting,taking a shower with a bunch of guys would be the furthest thing on my mind after a game.
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  10. cdy_hitt

    cdy_hitt Senior...

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    As a corner it is has to be the smell of my gloves..
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