women, cars and cellphones

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  1. CRUDS

    CRUDS TRADE DOWN Tip Jar Donor

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    Aaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  2. Fry

    Fry Hatin' is what I do.

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    well put
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  3. titanbuoy

    titanbuoy medium rare ®

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    and the even worse sub-category... soccer mommies, mini-vans and cell phones.
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  4. Blazing Arrow

    Blazing Arrow The 12th man

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    The triple wammy!

    1. Old
    2. Glasses
    3. Female

    You add a cell phone to that it is pretty much an accident.
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  5. avvie

    avvie Ke ali'i o na okole Tip Jar Donor

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    Pretty neat how you know where this thread is going before you click on it.

    But I gotta say, maui removes some of the impact of that combination, because you can never drive above 40 mph anyway. :irked:
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  6. GoTitans3801

    GoTitans3801 Forward Progress!

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    Ha, I like it that nothing even has to be said, everyone gets it.
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  7. The Mrs

    The Mrs Crush on Casey Starbucks!

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    I can talk on my cell phone, text message, put on my mascara and still make it to my destination in half the time it takes ya'll non asking for directions a***s to get there. What's the effing point of even having an OnStar system if you won't use it to find the place???? Will it kill you to ask for directions? Who cares if we are "making good time", it's not good time if we get lost! Who cares how short a time it takes us to get there? LISTEN UP! IT'S NOT A SHORT CUT IF YOU GET LOST ALONG THE WAY!
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  8. Puck

    Puck Pro Bowler

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    yeah, but several drivers in your wake have had to pass you, swerve to miss you, and cussed you in the process
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  9. Fry

    Fry Hatin' is what I do.

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    all i know is everytime i get cut off, it's some soccer mom in a mini van talking on her phone or yelling at her kids.
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  10. LT21Titans27

    LT21Titans27 Tebow Apostle

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    :yes:
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