Why the Tennessee Titans Suck.

I was amazed the writer was able to write much about the Jaguars sucking.

I mean, that'd be like writing about how water is wet.

as long as it aint cold. That causes shrinkage

The Jags one was hilarious.

Mike Mularky is the Chan Gailey of Mike Mularky.

You almost got a high-five from me for this, but actually, really cold water (ice) expands.

I've always thought that lake towards the bottom of the state was Florida's azshole


but according to deadspin, it's Jacksonville.

Makes sense, the Jaguars do stink.

And don't forget, Lee Evans is the Mike Mularkey of journeyman wideouts.

TAYLOR THOMPSON

St. John's River

Smells like ******* and looks like **** water.

Also alligators

WOOHOOO LETS GO GATORS