why do you guys ask questions that you already know the answer to?

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  1. The Mrs

    The Mrs Crush on Casey Starbucks!

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    It drives me crazy! Stuff like, "hey, did you see that dent and scratch on the side of the car?". Or, did you notice the dent in the garage door? Did you know that your d*m cat left a mf furball in my Jordans? As if I instructed the cat to do it!

    Then when we ladies answer the question that you already know the answer, you get all mad! It drains me. I mean, I didn't hit the garage door on purpose! I didn't turn to quickly and scratch up your rims on purpose! Whew, I feel better now that I've let it all out.
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  2. TitanJeff

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    You honestly think anyone is crazy nuff to touch this thread?
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    The Mrs Crush on Casey Starbucks!

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    Titan Jeffy, have you asked a question that you knew the answer to? If so, why did you ask it???? Seriously! Why would someone be crazy to touch this thread? Is it a guy secret?
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  5. Big TT

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    Same reason my mother-in-law waits until the precise moment of a important game (every game is important) to ask me a question about God knows what and then gets made that I am "ignoring" her, as if I could.:grrhee:
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  6. TitanJeff

    TitanJeff Kahuna Grande Staff

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    Why do woman ask "does this outfit make my butt look big?" to their husbands?

    Obviously, they suspect it or they wouldn't ask.
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  7. TitanJeff

    TitanJeff Kahuna Grande Staff

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    Love that commercial where the guy is in the shower and his wife asks: "If I were to die, which of my girlfriends would you be most attracted to?"
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  8. avvie

    avvie Ke ali'i o na okole Tip Jar Donor

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    "All of them" is the correct response.
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  9. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Asking you like this is much more polite than just opening up a full assault on you. Sorta braces you for what's about to come.
    And why is someone with money wearing J's??
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  10. The Mrs

    The Mrs Crush on Casey Starbucks!

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    This is obviously a cultural divide because every sista I know wants a big ole Beyonce, Buffy the Body, Trina, ghetto, 3-d video booty.

    I will saunter in the room, do a stripper sideways turn and toot my butt out and say, "do these jeans make it look like I got a donkey?". I keep hoping one day to hear "yes". Curse my Mama and her caucasian, no booty-having genes!
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