Who would win a grudge match between.......?

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  1. Luke Smartwater

    Luke Smartwater Jedi Master

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    There seems to be feuds between several members of this forum. So, if they were in a ring with each other (no weapons), who would win? Let's start with the two members below. Who would win and why?


    Alex vs. RollTide (AKA RT, AKA Shortbus)
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  2. SawdustMan

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    I bet RT has the "Lennie" strength, if you know what I mean, so I'd go with him. Plus his wife probably taught him kung-fu.



    (You should've just put this thing in taboo from the get-go.)
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  3. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE Tweet me @JCBRAVE

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    There are no "feuds" here, just a bunch of grown ass babies.
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  4. Fry

    Fry Hatin' is what I do.

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    Well Alex is like 700 years old. I'd assume RT landing any kind of blow would make Alex simply disintegrate.
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  5. Gunny

    Gunny Lord and Master Tip Jar Donor

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    I imagine Alex would just beat the living daylights out of RT with his cane.
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  6. 520

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    Cmon were kinda like mcmahon vs stone cold steve austin
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  7. RTH

    RTH Meh...

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    The fight would never happen... Alex would just wave his cane at RT and yell at him to "git off ma lawn!"
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  8. Fry

    Fry Hatin' is what I do.

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    "Get off my lawn! And take your flaming cross with you!"
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  9. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    I'll take what's left of Alex after RT gets him.

    Which will probably only be a skinless corpse. RT will undoubtedly carve him up and wear his skin as a jacket in the woods.
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  10. Tennessy XO

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    Feuds?

    I haven't seen feuds.

    We have a few cliques.

    Considering I know what very few of you look like it is hard to judge.


    JCB can probably hold his own as can TE.

    DW would get whipped by 95% of everyone.

    Big TT is athletic as hell. Dude could roll on someone.

    RT is a corrections officer so he knows a bit.

    Hammer and a few others are Canadian so they ain't fighting anyway.

    Scarecrow is a former Marine so he might hold his own.

    Ghost might too.

    Dee is black so naturally he can fight. :oops:

    GoT don't seem like a fighter.

    520 lol no comment

    TWW2 lol probably get beat up and then raped.
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