Where are the Cow Clowns?

Have you brushed your teeth yet.

See what I mean, you mention toilet paper and Underalls starts thinking about brushing teeth.
You can do better than the horrendous display of personal hygiene habits you've shown us today...or maybe not?:barf:

Since your best friend would never tell you, let your Titan friend tell you to check out this book. It should clear up your confusion about which end to wipe and which to brush, and how to separate the two.



Being the fat stinky guy at Texan tailgates with man-boobs is no way for anyone to go through life...

I just figured since you helped me out when I needed TP that afterwards you might would want to brush your teeth. but I guess you are used to the taste.

That's just sick man, what's wrong in your head?
You said you felt a dingleberry, and I suggested you try using toilet paper sometime.
From that, your sick imagination put me in some kind of warped fetish fantasy... :barf:
Egads man, your bitter grudge against Bud Adams now seems trivial...

I know they have TP in Texas...

I wondered what you meant when you said that you like to hang your rainbow flag at truck stops on the Jersey Turnpike.

Show me where I posted that...
Oh, that was another fantasy of yours...

You might be in need of a new hobby, one that will take you out in the wilderness away from the rest of us...

No thanks Hoffa. I've heard your "Deliverence" stories about what you do in the woods.

With therapy, those voices in your head will stop...

Now do like I said, and get up out of your chair and head outdoors...

I'm heartbroken.

All the Cow Clowns can bring is "Your momma" and "You're gay" smack.
While it is surprising that you could find even 2 fans of the worst franchise in NFL history to try talking smack,
it is not surprising that they, like their team, would SUCK.
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