Whatcha gonna be for Halloween?

So Halloween is quickly approaching, and I still do the whole costume thing. It's not that I love Halloween or anything, but I get invited to several costume parties and still take my kids trick or treating, so I'm in some ways forced to go along with the whole thing.

What's everyone being this year?

Scrooge.

I read a Chick tract once that told me Halloween was the Devil's playground. So I stopped celebrating it. Plus the candy rots your teeth. So I hand out bible messages and toothbrushes. The kids love me.

Me and my gang (8 kids) would show up later that night with rolls of toilet paper attached to leaf blowers and go to town on your yard.

lol.
BUT... with clean teeth.


Actually, I've lived at my house for 3 years. Right by a University, we've had like one trick-or-treater. More candy for me!

Haven't dressed up or trick-or-treated in years.

I don't eat candy anyways... not a big deal to me.

the boss from Office Space. I'm going to have a mug and talk like he does, it's going to be fun y'all.

A Gotitans poster.

A Tight End...

I mean, aren't they the scariest things to us these days?

Titanup I was disappointed by your lack of euphemism usage there.