What would your dream airport look like?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by The Hammer, Jul 16, 2013.

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What would you want to see at airports?

  1. Bikes

    12.5%
  2. Gym

    12.5%
  3. Library

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Sleeping Pod

    37.5%
  5. Kids Play Area

    12.5%
  6. Park

    12.5%
  7. Vanity Area

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Cinema

    37.5%
  9. Man Made Beach

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Swimming Pool

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. More Bars

    62.5%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    I don't know why, but I've always liked airports.

    Til people start asking for autographs. Like zombie hordes once you give one away.
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  2. GoT

    GoT Strength and Honor Tip Jar Donor

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    yeah I hate that...
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  3. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    Got and I are normal people too, OK?!

    Sometimes we want to relax at the airport after a long day's work. We're flattered, but please... respect us.
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  4. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow CEO of PPO

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    I don't want any part of a $5 strip club.....
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  5. Alex1939

    Alex1939 Old Man Tip Jar Donor

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    My dreams are more x-rated
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  6. Deuce Wayne

    Deuce Wayne Damnit, I cant find my driving moccasins anywhere!

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    I want the dirtiest parts of a 5$ strip club.




    Speaking of... De Ja Vu is no cover on lunch'ish hours... what?? I can only imagine the nasty ones in there on weekdays.

    What are they like, TE?
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  7. Gunny

    Gunny Lord and Master Tip Jar Donor

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    Dream airport:

    Baggage ready to collect and a quick way through customs.
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  8. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    Mine usually involve the apocalypse and zombies. Then rescuing a lady for some sexing.
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  9. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    I've never been to a strip club. TRUFAXE
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  10. Finnegan2win

    Finnegan2win hopesfall2win

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    I was going to say an in house hotel.. and then I thought about what all would come with that. I rescind that idea.
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