BiPolar has HAGS Disease!!! "I'm terribly sorry, BiPolar, but we have diagnosed that you have HAGS. We're going to have to put you on a pizza and pancake diet immediately." "HAGS? What's that?" "It's a combination of Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis." "My God, that sounds horrible! Will the pizza and pancake diet help?" "No, but it's the only stuff we can slide under the door!"