Want To Go To Mars? For Real! Volunteers Needed

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by The Hammer, Apr 17, 2013.

  1. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE Tweet me @JCBRAVE

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    Send Colt fans up there, theyre already weird as hell.

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  2. xpmar9x

    xpmar9x Vote for Pedro

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    Atleast you'd die in a cool way lol
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  3. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    where the **** do you send your application? Didn't see a link.



    MARS BITCHES

    I hate humans, and I'm gonna die alone anyways. Might as well do it on Mars.
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  4. GoT

    GoT Strength and Honor Tip Jar Donor

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    make sure you can bing a few puppies
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  5. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO @TennessyXO

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    I would watch it just to see the passengers psychologically waste away.

    TE would start eating people.
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  6. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow CEO of PPO

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    before or after he ran out of food?
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  7. The Hammer

    The Hammer Straight Ridah

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  8. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    Can't take weed with me. Says you gotta be drug free.



    I'm out. Whateva, let them select some douche who backs out.
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  9. The Hammer

    The Hammer Straight Ridah

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    Oh come on. Marijuana is not a drug. Just ask Bob Sagat:



    Besides, this is a Dutch company.
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  10. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    I told my grandma why I wasn't applying. She said, "Who the hell would want to go to Mars without even being able to smoke a joint before you die?"

    gg
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