Want To Go To Mars? For Real! Volunteers Needed

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by The Hammer, Apr 17, 2013.

  1. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE Wake up and die right Tip Jar Donor

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    Send Colt fans up there, theyre already weird as hell.

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  2. xpmar9x

    xpmar9x The Real Slim Shady

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    Atleast you'd die in a cool way lol
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  3. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    where the **** do you send your application? Didn't see a link.



    MARS BITCHES

    I hate humans, and I'm gonna die alone anyways. Might as well do it on Mars.
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  4. GoT

    GoT Strength and Honor Tip Jar Donor

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    make sure you can bing a few puppies
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  5. Tennessy XO

    Tennessy XO Twit @TennessyXO

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    I would watch it just to see the passengers psychologically waste away.

    TE would start eating people.
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  6. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow CEO of PPO Tip Jar Donor

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    before or after he ran out of food?
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  7. The Hammer

    The Hammer Leper Messiah

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  8. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    Can't take weed with me. Says you gotta be drug free.



    I'm out. Whateva, let them select some douche who backs out.
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  9. The Hammer

    The Hammer Leper Messiah

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    Oh come on. Marijuana is not a drug. Just ask Bob Sagat:



    Besides, this is a Dutch company.
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  10. Titans Eternal

    Titans Eternal Got the swagger of a cripple

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    I told my grandma why I wasn't applying. She said, "Who the hell would want to go to Mars without even being able to smoke a joint before you die?"

    gg
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