Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by JCBRAVE, Feb 7, 2014.
I'm getting myself Chipotle, a dozen heart shaped Krispy Kreme donuts, cookie dough ice cream, and binge watching the new season of House of Cards.
Kleenex and Vaseline for me.
And House of Cards.
What's the budget?
If you have family close, dump off the kids and take her to a bed & breakfast for the weekend.
Cheaper: You stay at home and watch the kids as she gets a mommy pamper day (facial, nails, etc.)
Even cheaper: Set up the ultimate bath for her. Candles, bath oil, vino. Watch the kids while she gets to kick back and relax. Be sure to keep the water hot. Have a warm towel ready for he when she's finished.
Basically, anything you can do which relieves her from the normal mommy duties and gives her some free time to pamper herself it probably going to gitter done.
Box wine and the expendables 2 from redbox
get her the ramboner
So I finally send a dik pic to this girl who has been asking to see it for 3 weeks. I agree, in exchange for a titty pics. I send mine. 10 minutes later, I get a fking pic of the b*tch with her tits pushed together showing cleavage. That's it. 0 nipple. I've seen more *** at a gd Krogers.
Women, always eager to say they'll put forth as much effort as a man, until it really counts.
maybe she just wasn't impressed dawg
WHATS YOUR EMAIL PUNK
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