I thought the first one was great, could watch it many times and not get bored. I got chills from some scenes, like seeing the robots transform for the first time, the part where the autobots land, that sick looking cop mustang, and the part during the downtown battle where Starscream was transforming back and forth from robot to f-22 and picked off the other jets while doing so. The second like you said, was horrible. I tolerated the toilet humor in the first one, but the second one was too much. Dogs humping things...is that still considered funny these days? And the twins got way much screen time and were so annoying, it actually became a distraction for me. I never thought I'd say this about a Transformers movie, but there was a good 45 minutes in the film where I was actually bored...y'all should know what part I'm talking about. And LOL when they said something about the government being able to cover everything up. Right, a battle between the military and eight 30 ft-something alien robots in the middle of downtown, LA during lunchtime and no one noticed? What a mess. P.S - Optimus Prime actually did more harm than good in the first one. He probably stepped on at least a few humans and showed up late only to get tossed around like a rag doll by Megatron...which probably killed some more humans every time he was on his back.