Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by Titans Insider, Nov 4, 2013.
OH MY GOD.
They score 10.8 points per game.
They allow 33 points per game
In other words, we better win at least 34-10 or I'll be pissed.
Yes, this is seriously a game that we can't just sneak by and win. We have to kill them... or else it's a loss in my eyes. If you can't blow out this Jags team (which might be the worst team of all time), then you suck and have no chance at the playoffs.
Is there anyone on the JagRag roster you would want? Luke Joeckel maybe? But he has not looked too good so far. Paul Poszluzny maybe. But not on his current, overvalued, contract.
We need to not follow our customary play down to the competition ways.
The Jags are so bad, that you cannot talk trash. If they manage to sneak by and win, you would have to move. Like literally move and change your name and everything, they are that bad.
Historically, the only team to be as bad as they have ever been, was a team back in the 40s. They combined two teams due to the war to field a team. They were the only team to ever be outscored as much as this years Jags have.
We should draft a letter to the team. I will get us started:
Dear Tennessee Titans,You have the Jacksonville Jaguars at home this week. The Jaguars (AKA Tarp Kitties, AKA Jag Rags) are easily the worst team in the NFL modern era. Losing to them would be the biggest disgrace in franchise history. Probably league history. If you do manage to lose to them, at home no less, then you should all just give up football as a career.
Okay, who wants to take it from here?
And if such a loss was to occur, we as a fan base would petition for the firing of the entire Titans staff. In other words just don't lose.
We would also send Titans Eternal over to your mothers house to take her out for an evening.
Did not work against the Rams. We have to finish hard...not keep letting them hang around.
And we all know how that would turn out... don't we?
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