Titans offseason events

Edit - this post refers to a Texans event in Houston. So unless you are a cows fan and live in Houston, who cares

There is going to be an "All Access" event with most of the players and cheerleaders signing autographs this weekend. They are going to have self guided tours of the weight room and other places within the stadium. The tickets and parking are free. Sounds like a cool event. I got my tickets to it last week. I think there is going to be live music and tailgating too.

do cow fans eat beef??

They prefer pork.

Here's some Texan fans tailgating outside Reliant Stadium.

[the doorbell rings. Scott walks over to open the door]
[At the front door]
Cartman: [with tickets in hand] Hello, Scott!
Scott: Hey.
Cartman: I was just stopping by to invite you to my Chili Con Carnival. It's a chili cook-off with rides. [shows him the face of the ticket] Everyone's coming, and I wanted to drop by your invitation personally!
Scott: Ooo, a chili carnival, huh? That sounds great.
Cartman: [getting smug] Yeah! There is even gonna be a big surprise, so you won't wanna miss it, Scott.Oh, and here! Here's a coupon good for one free pony ride!
Scott: Wow, a pony ride. Neat.
Cartman: Oh, it will be very neat, Scott.
Scott: Gosh. Chili, rides, and ponies? What more could I want?

must be trying to garner more fans after they all defected to the Titans.

man... I was so thinking that was a joke post...
I hope you got my angle... :lol3:

Still funny, even if your "event" was some fake or hoax. :ha:

Last edited by nigel : Today at 08:14 PM. :lol3::boom:

My thoughts exactly.
Don't think all that will make up for not drafting Vince, or Reggie.

Scott Tenorman must die!

Most of the Texan fans I've been meeting online lately have been Longhorn fans first and Texan fans second. Kinda reminds me of all the Colts fans that live in my town. There are plenty. One thing they all have in common : They all bleed orange.