Titans entertain idea of Pac-Man return?

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by TitansCollector, Apr 1, 2009.

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  1. TitansCollector

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    According to the latest AT report: the Tennessee Titans who are in desperate need of depth at the corner and punt return positions have entered into discussions and possible contract negotiations with out of work corner Adam Jones. Sources close to the negotiations say the contract most probably consist of 1 yr, 1.5 million in guarunteed money and be filled with incentives. Some of those referenced where based on playing time, number of return yards, interception, no violations of leauge policy, only visiting strip clubs between the hours of 7pm - 9pm (which must be resticted to only three visits annually, and arrests must be kept to a minimum of misdemenor charges. If you all believe this one, I have more shocking news, as Vince Young has stated he will be anouncing his retirement prior to the draft which leave the Titans open for contract negotiations with Brett Favre!






    Happy April fools!
     
  2. A Fightin'Titan

    A Fightin'Titan Starter

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    Sorry dude. You're about 6 hours too late.


    But Happy Fools day anyway.
     
  3. PitBull

    PitBull Bred to Brawl

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    Why would we pay him 1.5mil when he has repeatedly publicly begged for the league minimum?
     
  4. I only have one question. How many strippers is he allowed to spit on?
     
  5. TitansJonne

    TitansJonne OG triple OG

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    Aha you had me all the way until the Vince Young part.
     
  6. RavensShallBurn

    RavensShallBurn Ruck the Favens

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    The only one of these I bought in to was the Cutler one by Gut. Haha... this one was just a tad bit ridiculous :)
     
  7. TBC_titan

    TBC_titan Camp Fodder

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    Boy, I had absolutely no idea whatsoever that this was going to be an April fools thread when I saw the title.

    Fail
     
  8. kimberly

    kimberly Camp Fodder

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    i figured it was an april fools, but in the back of my mind i was hoping it was!!!
     
  9. Stephenson

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    The fact that there was a smile in the link to you're post made me know it was bull.
     
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