This is how we can contend again.

[Generic Michael Scott NO Gif but too lazy to Google for it inserted here]

We need to make a sacrifice to the Gods, one of you has to go.

I'm telling you, this could work.

but who on here would admit to being a virgin?

Pshhh, have you not read some of the posts on here, there some virgins on here.

How can anyone say this wouldnt help our O line?

What's Costa and Jesse up to these days?

Costa probably got washed out to sea the last hurricane, and jesse goes wherever the tornadoes drop his trailer.

Might as well bring back Fat Albert too and any other washed up player that's currently out of work right now...Heck, it cant get much worse....lol