Things longer than CJ's yard total

Discussion in 'Tennessee Titans and NFL Talk' started by Ten_Titans, Sep 9, 2012.

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  1. Ten_Titans

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    I just don't think we have enough threads commemorating CJ's performance today, so here goes. GoT gave me the idea.

    - The average tapeworm grows to between 3-5 meters. Longer than CJ's yard total.

    - The longest dump ever measured was 12ft 2in. Longer than CJ's yard total.

    - The Watermelon seed spit record was set by Lee Wheelis in 1989 at a distance of 68 feet 9 1/8 inches. Over 5 times longer than CJ's rushing total.

    - The average giraffe is 18 feet tall. When lying down, it is longer than CJ's yard total.

    Signing a giraffe is the most logical option at this point.
     
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  2. HeadOnASwivel

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    LOL!
     
  3. GoT

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    baby giraffe runs straight ahead and ignored the cutback


    Im all for the baby giraffe vs the bolts next week
     
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  4. Ten_Titans

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    Steal VY's little handwarmer, cut out the top... BAM.. a modified basket to put the ball in.

    10x what CJ can give us.. right up until one of those brutes on defense decides to go for the knees.
     
  5. GoT

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    would still fall forward for more than CJsideways got all day vs NE
     
  6. JCBRAVE

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    My car is longer than CJ's yard total. Maybe he needs a car to get some yards.
     
  7. GoT

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    CJ would just get one of these, with 28" rims of course
     
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  8. Maker_84

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    My friend below my belly button
     
  9. DownSouthPlayer

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    ive had turds longer than CJs yards today.
     
  10. razordaman

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    I bet anyone in the Titans organization I can gain more yards than CJ. Send me some contact information.
     
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