Things about the opposite sex that turn you off

It's funny because I find painted nails can make me a go off a chick. I can deal with it most of the time, depends on the colour.

YES! YES! YES!

I can't stand the 'You're a Sagittarius, I'm an Aquarius. We are so made for each other. Our stars align perfectly'.

Or if they have a desk resembling a pig-sty and they say 'Well I'm a Virgo, Virgo's are messy'. No you're just a pig.

My ex used to go to psychic readings and hear from her "mother" (who died). I kept my mouth shut because it was her mother but christ such gullibility.

I like the hippie chicks...I don't like the ones with hyphenated names...

I believe a bit of the personality things with the signs, but that's as far as it goes. Everyone here could guess what I am without knowing my b-day.

But those hippie free-spirit types kill me, also.

Douche-bag is a star-sign?


jokes.

Har har har!

The hell kind of school did you go to? If any of my eighth grade teachers would have said something like that, I would have vomited in my mouth.

Men who keep a running tally of their sex lives

"yes there goes number 55!"

can you say herpes?

we don't use the number system....we say things like "that girl with the red shoes" or "that other girls sister" or "the backseat girl, part 2"

Baggitarius!