The Titans-Jags Drinking Game

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  1. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    Clay Travis calls tonight's game between the Titans and Jaguars "the worst nationally televised game in the history of the NFL". Link

    Here are his top reasons to drink:
    1. Whenever the race for the number one pick is discussed or the standings of the worst teams in the NFL are shown, drink.
    2. Every time Marcus Mariota's name is mentioned, drink.
    3. When a player does something stupid and an announcer says something like, "These are the kinds of plays that you can't make if you want to be a winning football team," drink.
    4. If you can't name both the Jags and the Titans head coaches, do a shot.
    5. Whenever the cameras catch the crowd and you can see thousands of empty seats, drink.

    To see all 14 rules read the article, its actually pretty funny if you can admit we're an atrocity of a team.
     
  2. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    I just know this is happening tonight, rule 8
    8. If your wife walks into the room and says, "Why are you drinking so much by yourself on a Thursday night?"
    Reply, "I'm not drinking alone, I'm drinking with my Internet friends."

    Then drink.
     
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  3. Titans2004

    Titans2004 Pro Bowler

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    On the radio this morning they said that this is the worst matchup team records wise this late in the season in the past 23 yrs. I can't remember who they said the teams were but a 2 win team played a 1 win team back then.
     
  4. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    The final game of the 1991 season the 1-14 Colts played the 2-13 Bucs and lost 17-3.
     
  5. GOFIGURETITANS

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    When whiffin bumps into the ball carrier..... once he's already down and the announcer starts talking about whiffin being a pro bowl caliber player............drink two then drink some more just for good measure.
     
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  6. TitansWillWin2

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    4. When the Titans win, drink the rest of your beer.

    And make no mistake, the Titans will win this game.

    How do I know this? Because when the Titans have the opportunity to make you happy or sad, they inevitably make you sad. Always. The Titans will win to kill any chances of drafting number one. Then they will draft Jameis Winston at sixth overall.

    Why?

    Because the Titans suck and exist primarily to make their fans unhappy.

    I really hope this happens. As long as we get Winston haha.
     
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  7. Fairweather Fan

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    Might as well go ahead and block me from all forums but Taboo tonight if I particpate in this game.
     
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  8. GOFIGURETITANS

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    Dude...... I think you started the drinking game a bit too soon.
     
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  9. Oilers27

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    I hope we go Defense with our first pick, but if they go QB we gotta get Winston over the duck. He is the better of the 2 as long as he keeps his off field crap under control.
     
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  10. JCBRAVE

    JCBRAVE goTitans 2019 Survivor Champion

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    What are the top reasons to drink, cause honestly after a few drinks no one is going to remember 14 reasons, need to narrow it down to the top 6 or so...
     
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