The Tiger Woods joke page

Okay so if you didn't know where I stand in terms of my opinion on this whole Tiger scandal; I wish the best for him, and hope he comes back better than before. Now since everyone is taking their shots lets take them here together. My friend told me a decent Tiger Woods joke so anyone else have one?

Here is what by buddy's joke was:
Q: What's the difference between Tiger Woods & Santa Clause?
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A: Santa Clause stops after three hoes. LOL

Nice thread JC!

Just came across another.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bit**es would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT!?!"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

I think you should add this to the Tiger Woods thread in Taboo, unless you want to keep it PG...

Did you hear that Tiger changed his name?







. . . to Cheetah.

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This one definitely should be moved to the Taboo thread....it's hard to find good PG Tiger jokes...

Tiger has a new movie coming out.
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It's called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.