The Texans are soooo desprate....

Houston we have a problem ...

now you're just trying too hard...
but this is what trolls do on the internet... they try their hardest to tick people off while hiding behind a computer...

The guy sucked balls as a comedian. And the oriental fights like a girl.

That was as weak as the guys comedy..so I guess it's fair.

Nah...I got caught cheating on her. But it was with another Mexican chick if it makes you feel better.
Now I have me a pretty little white girl. But I sure do miss the Mexican food her Momma made.

See here's the difference....before I wasnt trying to tick anyone off. Now? You bet!!!

just pay at the restaurant like everyone else does - sheeze!

Yeah thats what I'm stuck doing now. But it does have it's plus side. Her Momma kind of frowned on drinking(I know,hard to believe her being a Mexican and all) but who the hell doesnt like a huge TopShelf Margarita with their Barbocoa.