This is about the manliest string of movies I can recall coming for quite some time. The Expendables - Throwback 80s action film, sure to be full of machismo and broken limbs, with some nice one liners thrown in. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mINFyaPDOwo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvzrLudgRHk Machete - Looks to be very cheesy, over-the-top, and violent. Some genius castings in DeNiro and Don Johnson (!?). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16020r--oM Piranha 3D - I was as skeptical of this film as anyone, but it looks like a positive gore-fest, judging from the 9 minute clip just leaked. There will be sure to be plenty of boobs, appendages (some of them very, er, sensitive to men folk) being ripped apart, and some utterly ridiculous moments. Oh, and Ving Rhames is shooting mutant-piranhas with a shotgun. Yeah, sign me up. WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR THOSE SQUEAMISH OF VIOLENCE. ALSO SOME NUDITY. http://www.movieweb.com/movie/piranha-3d/VIge1m8C7aJvip So gentlemen, don't shave those beards and mustaches, do a couple of push-ups before bed, and prepare for good ol' fashioned "man movies"!