The five stages of Patriots grief

The five stages of Patriots grief
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It's a sad day in Boston. Happy and full of joy everywhere else, of course. But sad in Boston. As you may know, there are five stages of grief: denial and Isolation, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. This is how Patriots fans will progress through the various stages. Please be understanding of their plight. Keep your pointing and laughing to a minimum.

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Tom Brady is balding. He's past his prime. It's all downhill from here. He's in his 30s now. He'll never get close to 50 touchdown passes again. His ankle is hurt. His shoulder is all messed up. Who knows what else is being hidden in the injury report. Gout? Scabies? Mumps? Measles? Rubella? Gisele will see the writing on the wall soon enough. She'll dump him. Then he'll start dating Jessica Simpson. And then it will get worse from there. Three years from now, he'll have a 65 quarterback rating and four kids with Britney Spears. We should just use our first-round pick this year to draft a quarterback and get it over with. Goodbye, Tom.

Boston is moving on to get behind the Celtics(who will not win it all). I feel bad for all the 19-0 champ t-shirts that met their end last night. I will not keep the mocking and Boston bashing to a minimum. F it! Let it flow America! We have had to listen to every sports media outlet kiss this teams *** for 6 months. I wanna see the wheels fall off the wagon in New England. Half their defense will retire. Moss leaves. Samuel is gone. The Toronto Bills win the AFC east next year!

They've won superbowls before with zero talent. As long as they can scramble headsets and as long as the NFL never mentions that, they'll be good.

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Funny stuff.

lol this stuff is pretty funny, five stages of grief LMAO, thats halarious. golden, simply golden....

lol 65 qb rating and 4 kids with britney spears....hahahah

Love watching sad/angry boston fans... they deserve it...

oh yeah? you will love Fitzy's rant!

Language Warning : Contains good natured profanity bean town style!

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That was hilarious, plus through the whole thing he's clutching a "Sam Adams" which is good stuff. Sam Adams Summer Ale is the best!