Thank You F.O; We finally got the right kicker!

Your typical Mexican woman.



Edit: goodbye thread, you'll be missed

 

Married... With Children had my favorite line about a pregnant wife:

"Having sex with your pregnant wife... that's like putting gas in a car that's already wrecked"

 

Ummm sex is all but gone 20 weeks in.

Some days she likes me, some days she don't.

 

Its because she just now realized she is getting hitched to a guy that is probably going to start wearing crocs.

 

Probably

She is also nauseated 24/7 and it took her a while to make me understand how that kills the mood for her.

 

Then she feels bad for not feeling all sexy and worries she isn't satisfying me and then she gets all worried and paranoid I'll cheat and then I have to convince her that she is acting ridiculous

 

This makes me feel better about my sex life. I still get some, just not nearly as often as before marriage.

Getting engaged is a scam. You drop thousands on a ring and all the fixings to eventually get hitched and boom! Youre left down stairs alone watching reruns of Breaking Bad and Dexter. Before getting married my wife was up all night, now shes in bed at 9.

 

Time to use the dread game.

Start talking about other girls at work and stuff. Mention a woman hitting on you at the store.

Create a fake hot chick Facebook account and comment on your pictures lol

Get her attention.


Before the pregnancy mine was fun but now... she is sick and tired all the time and when she is awake she is mean as hell.

Ugh

 

lol that is the saddest thing I have ever heard.