Texans offseason events

hey underalls! What's going on in Gaytown, TX? Heard the city was named after you

FilowIQ or whatever your name is. I admit I'm country but even I don't use the word, "Y' all"

2004, a glorious, unforgettable, season to remember for the Texans.

SEVEN AND NINE!!!!!

They're still selling DVD's and commerative plates to celebrate the greatest year in team history.

SEVEN AND NINE!!!!!

They unfurled a banner, gave out rings,
by god,
they went

SEVEN AND NINE!!!!!!

They will tell stories to their grandchildren of that magical season that was
TWO THOUSAND AND FOUR

and their great-grandchildren will only dream of why they never came close to being as great as 2004 again,

SEVEN AND NINE!!!!!!!

WOOO HOOOO GO TEXANS GO!

2004 WHAT DO YOU KNOW

SEVEN AND NINE

WHAT A GREAT TIME

DOMINATED THE NFL

THE TEXANS ARE SWELL



how do you like my poem

would anyone like to dedicate a poem to underalls

Houston, we have a problem.

Think you got Tenn and Texas mixed up, son. Lay off that hemp. Sister marrying? I am female, ya dimwit...don't let the Girl in FILOgirl give you a clue. Immigrant fearing? Don't get me started on the immigrants...:grrr:

If you think living in Cali enables you to think realisticly.... Living up in the beautiful state of Washington (and Idaho for a time), I know a thing or two about the Cali folks. More than I care to admit. They're....uh....different. :winker:


You weren't up that nut tree with that nut case Daryl Hannah yesterday...were you Blazing Arrow? You a tree hugger? Oh, I'm sorry...Urban Farmer.


Brown29: Country doesn't mean squat for "y'all". I use it for emphasis, it gets attention. I have heard it across the United States, in many different dialects. Trust me, I don't have the 'cute little accent', actually...few down here do. They talk all twangy up near Cowtown (Dullass), that is their gig. I am from the NW, it is uncommon but not unheard of to run across 'y'all' in conversation.

How in God's green Earth do you Tacks think you will best us this season? I have to hear this...so, who is going to beat us down so badly? C'mon, list me some scary names, or at least names that are supposed to invoke fear in your rivals. :ha:

and what exactly have the Texans done to make you think they can beat us?

Considering you couldn't even beat our worse team last year.

main reason I think Titans beat the cows is cause they are on the schedule twice.

Lay off the hemp? What the hell does that mean? No one smokes hemp. Hemp does not get anyone high. You might as well say oregano. Why is there always just a giant retard bomb in your posts that screams, "I'm a MORON!" What's the deal with that? Your pitiful Texans are a joke. You know they are. I can't wait to watch them become the all out door mats of the NFL again.

Hey Bipolar what board are you and the smack pretenders getting laughed off of this week. Are Y'all still in the Pee Wee leagues or are Y'all more powder puff. Any chance your little students are going to be man enough to show up on all those boards after the Titans are slapped around this coming season. I doubt it. Y'all seem to be too childish to act like men. Profanity and potty jokes are getting Titan fans laughed at on every AFC South team boards. I'm glad to see you kissing up on the Ravens board though.

Thread subject, Texan off-season events.

Another event,
Surgically repairing the nasty feet of their top draft choice, who wasn't Vince Young (to the wrath of Texans)
or Reggie Bush (in defiance of common sense).