Awww someone must have shaved mommies back to get a couple more hours of internet time. Ok we can play. So lets look at the Texans. They are like the cast of B movie super heroes. QB: Matt Shammy - Samuel L Jackson Character from Unbreakable - Takes a hit like a 105 lb school girl. Super powers include the ability to impersonate Doppy Dog and play behind running QBs regardless if they are on his team or not. His weakness is any season over 11 games. RB1: Slaton - "The Fumbler" - with the power to make coaches over expect of him with a single gaze. His weakness being hit by anyone on the defense. RB2 C Brown - "Handle with Care" - with the powers of building up teams hopes only to crush them when he goes down on any meaningless hit. His weakness is being counted on to make a play. O-Line - "Swiss Cheese" - With the power to make any D lineman miss them on the way to the QB. This also seems to be there weakness. Andre Johnson - "Mr. Meaningless" - has the ability to light up any secondary. His weakness is regardless of how well he plays his team can never finish above .500 Texans D - "Buring Trashcans" - because burning trashcans would be better then the secondary they put out. Weakness is letting the team down by getting roasted by what ever QB they play. Together they form the Mediocre League. There creed to give the AFC South a wiping boy since 2001.